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[ollieofthebeholder]

[Image description: A series of tweets screenshotted by boredpanda.com

Tweet #1 by Katie Anthony (@yokatykatikate): Overheard in the women's bathroom: "I just feel so stupid--" "No, HE'S the stupid one! HE'S the STUPID ASS [redacted word that ends in an E]. Look at yourself, you're a f[uck]ing goddess and he's a s[hit]ty shoebox." "Oh my god. Thank you… … … What's your name?" "Shana." "I'm Mandy."

Tweet #2 by Kate Fedewa O'Connor (@iverbwords): Overheard at the gas station: Clerk 1: Janet worked last night, didn't she? Clerk 2: Yeah, why? Clerk 1: The candy is organized by color again. Clerk 2: Dammit Janet.

Tweet #3 by Sebastopol 🩵 (@SuperMascott): Overheard at British Museum - Young boy to Dad - "When you die, can I use your skull to strike fear into the hearts of my enemies?" Dad - "…No."

Tweet #4 by Elias Toufexis (@EliasToufexis): Actual quote I overheard my 7yo daughter say when she met someone at the park today. "I'm Isabella. I'm good at gymnastics and fighting to the death."

Tweet #5 by Haseena Golimaar (@Erum_Sangji): Overheard 15 yr old niece fighting with her friend: You think I can't live without you? Who do you think you are? My phone charger? 😂😂

Tweet #6 by Andy Kesson (@andykesson): Overheard in Chicago Institute of Art: Small child, reading description of painting: Grandma, what's a brothel? Grandma, after enormous pause: It's the place where they make soup. THIS IS BOTH THE BEST AND ALSO THE MOST RUIN-YOUR-LIFE-FOREVER ANSWER POSSIBLE

Tweet #7 by Monsieur Midas (@MisterMidas): I once overheard the cop who pulled me over whisper into his radio "Not our guy. This one's got pants." #IOnceOverheard

Tweet #8 by Kyle🚀🦈🛸🦖 (@KyleMorgenstein): Overheard in lab meeting: "We can't build that, I don't wanna end up on Black Mirror."

Tweet #9 by liv !! (@oliviabenun): Overheard two boys moving out of their dorm: 1: Dude my heart genuinely hurts right now. 2: (puts down box) Oh no bro did you have too much salt in your lunch again?

Tweet #10 by Mave (@MavenofHonor): Overheard someone hiss into their phone, "I realize that, but I cannot miss Theodore's bassoon recital," and now I have a new catch-all excuse.

Tweet #11 by Nancy Yang (@n_yang): [Overheard in the newsroom] Reporter: Good news, I don't have to go to the strip club! #OHnewsroom

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[psycho-slytherin]

Let’s give you some strange prompts lol - Hobi goes to outer space 🚀

Warning: some language

“Hey, y/n, ol’ buddy, ol’ pal… uhhhh… remember how you owe me a favor cause I bought you ice cream last week?”

“Yes?” you reply suspiciously. Hoseok’s voice sounds panicked over the phone, and there’s a dull roar in the background. “Hobi, where are you?”

“Look, before I tell you anything, just know that it’s not my fault, okay?” your friend whispers into the phone. “And I’ll never do it again.”

“Hobi–”

“I mean, Kook basically dared me to do it, and it was really easy too, like, I’m kind of concerned, this sort of thing is supposed to be impossible, but here I fucking am…”

“Hoseok, what did you–”

“The point is, I didn’t know the doors would lock behind me and now I kinda need your help because I’m trapped and it’s making noises–”

“Jung Hoseok! What have you done?” you shout into your phone, drawing stares from passersby. “I told you to stop doing almost-illegal things!”

“I’m, uh… you know how NASA is gonna send a capsule to the International Space Station?”

“No. Why would I know that? Why would you know that?”

“I didn’t, until ten minutes ago. I’m sort of… in the capsule?”

You stop breathing. “Please tell me you’re joking.”

“Heh, I wish. No, for real, Kook bet me that I couldn’t sneak onto the ISS, so I got in here as a joke, but apparently takeoff is happening, like, today, and the door won’t open so y’know, I’m a little bit freaking out–” Hobi’s normally sunshiney bright voice has taken on a note of urgency.

“You’re… in a space capsule?” you repeat, dumbfounded.

“Yes! Keep up, y/n! I need you to– oh, sh-it!”

The line goes dead.

“What? What happened? Hobi? Hobi?” You hear a rumble and the people on the sidewalk beside you stop and stare as the space capsule streaks into the sky, leaving naught but a trail of clouds– and taking with it, your best friend.

“Hobi…” you murmur, staring at the pod as it rockets into space. “What the fuck, man.”

Send me random prompts!

[bitchlessdino]

Hi Nana, hope you're doing well, honey! 💕

I am here to bother you a bit. 😂

I just saw someone posting about this test and ofc I had to take it.

But my question is.. who do you think, from SVT, would go best with my result? Like who would be into someone with my result.

Lol, hope it makes sense 😆

Hi kate <3

I'm doing ok besides some personal stuff i wont get into lol. I took one of these two, I'd have to find my chart or do this again. last i did was like april or smth. Lol idk if I'm qualified to ship you but PERSONALLY, I think with your chart you would work well with Minghao.

Rope Bunny and Rigger Dynamics scream Minghao to me for some reason and I feel like he'd be smart enough to know his way around tying his partner up for pleasure. He also seems someone both loving but mean when he wants to be and would have a few choice words for you being a brat. Then again there are those days he wants to be taken care of instead. It's lucky you're a switch because he'd have you try out new ideas with him like involving other people and letting your voyeurism come to play. There will be times when he lets you take control and 'mistress' just rolls off the tongue surprisingly smoothly.

This is only my personal opinion and cannot confirm anything unless Minghao decides to finally hit me up. I'm waiting

[writebecauseyoucannotbreathe]

Ultimate Ship Meme: Azulaang

Rate the Ship -  

Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - Until I say so. I can see them being together after death as spirits.

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Ooooh boy. Azula struggles to understand friendship. I think she'd fall in love fast and hard but take the longest to realize. Aang wouldn't let himself get attached at first because Azula is unapologetic and one of the things I like about Azulaang is how it would push Aang to deals with the nitty gritty gray, not in a The Fire Nation was right all along way but in how even Kyoshi and Roku's conflict resolution let to disagreements. I think it would take Aang longer to fall in but once they reach a semblance of common ground he'd be well aware he's falling in love and would enjoy the ride.

How was their first kiss? - Let's see my fanfics. In Blue it was awkward. In Weightless it was sweet. In Smut it was horny and hate filled. In canon I think their first kiss would be very passionate and then they snap back to reality and Aang would evade while Azula denies so they wouldn't talk about it but they'd for sure be thinking about the kiss.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Technically Azula. As soon as Aang hears about a Fire Nation wedding, either his friends or he learns about Ozai and Ursa's wedding, his mind would be set on a wedding. He wouldn't say anything but he'd squirrel away relevant wedding information like he'd hear a song and go "I want that instrument to play at my wedding." But Azula would have her life planned out by other people and there'd be a set date where Ozai now Zuko are supposed to comb through suitor requests (it was probably Ursa's role. If she's there she'd talk to Azula directly instead of Lo and Li. I don't think Lo and Li are high enough rank to determine the suitor but I think it would be customary/expected for their input to be asked). Azula would tell Aang something along the lines of "I should be wed." and he'd agree and then Azula will spend an abnormally long time wondering if he married her because he liked her or because it's his duty until she asks him while he's discussing potential baby room colors pre wedding.

Who is the best man/men? - Sokka and Toph. Azula was going to pick Momo but he made a better flower girl. Yes she did this to annoy Zuko (and because Toph didnt want to wear the bridesmaid outfit) it's okay though Fire Lord Zuko was the guest of honor.

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Katara, Suki, Mai, Ty Lee. Mai pretends she hates the outfit but she's secretly pleased.

Who did the most planning? - Aang did the most thinking but Azula did the most planning.

Who stressed the most? - Externally Aang. Internally Azula.

How fancy was the ceremony? -

Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

100% Azula's fault. Aang has no clue what Fire Nation weddings are supposed to be like.

Aang: Wow I can't believe all weddings in your Nation are this big.

Azula: They're not. It's because I'm Royalty and you're the Avatar.

Though I hc that Aang wants to get married in all the different Nations and Azula secretly wants to experience a small wedding so they get married 3 more times with one of them being a very small Air Nation wedding.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Hmmm I'm not sure. On one hand, Ozai redemption. On the other hand, Ozai death.

Sex:

Who is on top? - Aang. Azula thinks she wants to be on top but she'd rather be pampered and Aang is more comfortable communicating and attending to needs. Aang has no strong preference either way and they do switch but this is their usual dynamic.

Who is the one to instigate things? - Azula but she denies it.

How healthy is their sex life? -

Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

I think it's up to the reader's preference but I can see them being very private (Azula) and naturally talented (Aang) to the point where they assume every couple has sex daily. Hc that Aang and Suki talk about sex freely (ex: When I do __ should I __ or do girls prefer ___? I can never tell with Azula. Why do guys do ___ after ____ ? I've tried asking Sokka but he doesn't give me a straight answer.) Much to the fear of Sokka and Azula.

How kinky are they? -

Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

Again up to the reader. They both like learning new things and are prodigies so I think they'd end up reading about things to try in bed (Azula) and would try things out to see what they like (Aang) until they learn what they and each other generally like/dislike.

How long do they normally last? - 

Does the Avatar State remove your refractory period? >;3c

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - No. Aang likes overstimulating.

How rough are they in bed? -

Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

Neither can dirty talk. Azula is rougher. Aang likes to take it slow. She sets the pace in the beginning but he decides when it ends.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? -

No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Azula refuses to cuddle in public but in return they cuddle all night.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - hc them having twin boys at first with one firebender and one airbender because poetry. But Azula really wants a girl so they have a third child she is an airbender with Aang's charm and knack for getting in trouble and Azula's ruthlessness. Amon kidnaps her and instead of easily escaping (Aang's genes) she instead viciously mocks him the way only a preteen can (Azula's genes.) It's traumatic enough for Amon even before the parents show up. Then Aang wants another one and Azula wants another firebender so they do the do and surprise triplets! (maybe it has to do with ejaculatimg in the Avatar State lol) So 6 in total and lets say its 3 boys 3 girls with 3 airbenders 3 firebenders.

How many children will they adopt? - None. Azula is wary of motherhood and I know people like to hc Aang as adopting and while I can see him acting as a father figure to several kids I think he'd greatly prefer biological kids especially airbenders. It's a flaw that was barely touched upon and def not handled well in Legend of Korra.

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Servants or Aang. After a kid or two Azula would be comfortable enough to change the diapers but it would still be mostly Aang.

Who is the stricter parent? - Depends on the kid. Aang is more lenient with airbenders and Azula with firebenders or girls. I can see Azula being strict with training & studies but not with sharing whereas Aang would have less rules but they'd be more heavily enforced (ex: no airgliding without supervision until you've mastered the safety course)

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Azula. She's pretty lenient with the term dangerous esp. when it comes to firebending as long as basic safety measures are applied (ex: you can pracrice lightning as long as it's not pointed towards yourself aka dont be Zuzu) but Aang is of the mindset "How are you gonna learn airbending without dangerous stunts?" And after the first few incidents she started stepping in.

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Azula but Aang cooks them.

Who is the more loved parent? - Appa

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Azula. When Aang attends the teachers shower him and his kids with compliments ("You're doing so well teaching your kids the values of the Air Nomads. It must be so hard being The Last Airbender"). They do the same with Azula but unlike Aang she sees through it and manages to get an accurate assessment of how their kids are doing.

Who cried the most at graduation? - Aang was more happy than sad. Azula cried before and after.

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Aang. He is a notorious lawbreaker. Azula would bail the kids and she could do so quicker than Aang in a few cases because of her connections but she'd be mad so their kids would rather call Aang or break themselves out.

Cooking: 

Who does the most cooking? - Tied. Aang at first but then Azula wants to learn and after Aang teaches her since she has less experience she finds more enjoyment in cooking.

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - 

Technically Aang since he's a vegetarian. Azula hasn't tried as many foods and she's used to not making a fuss at the family dinner table to the point of which Aang notices.

Who does the grocery shopping? - Both. Aang has a better eye for vegetables/fruits and Azula is better with prices (it's not about the cost it's about the value).

How often do they bake desserts? - Aang bakes them when he can/weekly. They're fruit based so if Azula doesn't want dessert he gives it to Momo or flings it at a target.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Gee I wonder. Aang eats salad Azula eats meat.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Aang but Azula tends to figures it out. Azula is more likely to plan a dinner but she wouldn't make it a surprise.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Aang but Azula is a close second. It would be a tie if it wasn't for the bathhouse.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Accidentally? Aang. On purpose? Azula.

Who cleans the room? - Servants or Aang.

Chores: 

Who is really against chores? - Azula hates cleaning up but she's neater.

Who cleans up after the pets? - Aang.

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Aang.

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Azula.

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Aang.

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Azula. In the Fire Nation Palace Aang has taken to chatting with Azula in the Royal Spa while he feeds her (and mostly himself) cherries.

Misc:

Who takes the dog Appa out for a walk? - Aang

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Never. Once they like the room they like the room. If its an event they'll go to a different location for it or leave the Air Temple as is.

What are their goals for the relationship? -

To stay together.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? -

Aang slept for a hundred years so I'll give it to him.

Who plays the most pranks? - Tie. They've both pulled elaborate pranks as kids.

[kinomiakai]

Hello! Can I ask who your favourite writers are? And what about your favourite books? Have a great day 💕

Awww hey friend!! This is such a fun question!! I have a couple of favourite books & authors - I'll ramble about them a bit.

Favourite books:

Holes for the way it wraps like…3? Different stories? into one amazing one. I’m obsessed with the Sam & Kate plotline, not only because of how well it ties in with everything else but also because of how devastating a love was described in so little? Like that love is potent. I love Kate’s wild vengeance and how Sam’s boat ends up being a little haven for Hector with the canned peaches. And tying in God’s Thumb and the fortune that Stanley’s ancestor lost & how it all comes together when the curse lifts, man. So good. It’s just beautifully done.

Pride and Prejudice is just a solid enemies to lovers. I am a sucker for good character development & I love subverting characters’ expectations, and P&P is all about that, so it’s delightful for me. It also has sooo many different characters that all somehow didn’t feel extraneous or overwhelming in the end? I think that’s so tough to do & really admire that.

Favourite writers:

Jane Austen for P&P since it blew my little mind when I first read it. I’d have to read it again to see if it still holds up the way I remember it, but it’s the huge number of threads all somehow being on the same string that does it for me. Every character had such a clear purpose in the end??

Put Tolkien up there for his worldbuilding and story choices. I love that Frodo doesn’t leave the story untouched. I love that Sam has to be the one to do it in the end. It’s such a story about people together and doing their best and being hurt and scared and imperfect and still going on as opposed to the One Ultimate Hero/Chosen One that succeeds in the end because fate is on their side sort of plotline, and I really like that. Also, the way he built his languages fsdfdsfds I can only dream

Pablo Neruda for his poetry - I can’t speak to how much this is due to differences in translation, but his poetry has really neat and odd word choices that make me reconsider words all the time. It’s been really fun to try and find really particular, weird words that suit the exact feeling I’m trying to go for in an unconventional, not necessarily grammatically correct way. I like his poetry a lot. I can’t even get through a page of my book of his poetry without grabbing a notebook and scribbling out ideas. I am literally still going through the same book, I’m not even halfway. It just gets my mind going so well :>

I haven’t had the time to sit down & invest myself in a new book in a long time. I need to just go out and do it I think, figure out a way to constantly carry a book with me & read it in bursts or something like that. I want these lists to be much longer!!! But that's all I really have for you for now. I have lots of elements of books/authors I admire & want to learn more about & that's where my "favourites" sort of come from. I hope that makes sense! Thanks for the fun ask, friend, I hope you're doing great!!

[1979semifinalist]

i've been slowly getting into comics for a few years but i live in the middle of nowhere, so the nearest comic store is an hour away. i got to go for the first time last week--and the first thing i bought was rogue and gambit #1, ayy! you're one of my all-time favourites (because kate bishop is my all-time favourite gal, you're just great at all you do and i cry over the lack of hawkeye + young avengers content on the daily), but yeah!! ty for some of the best comics ive gotten to read in ages!

Aw. Thank you so much! I’m honored that Rogue & Gambit #1 was your first purchase. I hope we continue to earn that spot.

Thanks for taking the time to write in.

[emilievitnux]

[Image description 1: Tweet by user Katie Anthony @/yokatykatikate saying : "Overheard in the women's bathroom: "I just feel so stupid --" "No, HE'S the stupid one! HE'S the STUPID ASS E. Look at yourself, you're a fing goddess and he's a s***ty shoebox." "Oh my god. Thank you… … … What's you name?" "Shana." "I'm Mandy." End Image Description 1]

[Image description 2: Tweet by user Kate Fedewa O'Connor @/iverbwords saying : "Overheard at the gas station: Clerk 1: Janet worked last night, didn’t she? Clerk 2: yeah why? Clerk 1: The candy is organized by color again. Clerk 1: dammit Janet" End Image Description 2]

[Image description 3: Tweet by user Sebliminal 💙@/SuperMascott saying : "Overheard at British Museum - Young boy to Dad - ‘when you die, can I use your skull to strike fear into the hearts of my enemies?’ Dad - ‘…no.’" End Image Description 3]

[Image description 4: Tweet by user Elias Toufexis @/EliasToufexis saying : "Actual quote I overheard my 7yo daughter say when she met someone at the park today. "I'm Isabella. I'm good at gymnastics and fighting to the death."" End Image Description 4]

[Image description 5: Tweet by user Haseena Golimaar @/Erum_Sangji saying : "Overheard 15 yr old niece fighting with her friend : You think I can't live without you ? Who do you think you are? My phone charger?" End Image Description 5]

[Image description 6: Tweet by user Andy Kesson @/andykesson saying : "Overheard in Chicago Institute of Art: Small child, reading description of painting: Grandma, what's a brothel? Grandma, after enormous pause: it's the place where they make soup THIS IS BOTH THE BEST AND ALSO THE MOST RUIN-YOUR-LIFE-FOREVER ANSWER POSSIBLE" End Image Description 6]

[Image description 7: Tweet by user Monsieur Midas @/MisterMidas saying : "I once overheard the cop who pulled me over whisper into his radio "not our guy. This one's got pants" #IOnceOverheard" End Image Description 7]

[Image description 8: Tweet by user Kyle🚀🦈🪐🦖 @/KyleMorgenstein saying : "Overheard in lab meeting: “we can’t build that, I don’t wanna end up on black mirror” " End Image Description 8]

[Image description 9: Tweet by user liv !! @/oliviabenun saying : "overheard two boys moving out of their dorm: 1: dude my heart genuinely hurts right now 2: (puts down box) oh no bro did you have too much salt in your lunch again?" End Image Description 9]

[Image description 10: Tweet by user Mave @/MavenofHonor saying : "Overheard someone hiss into their phone, “I realize that, but I cannot miss Theodore’s bassoon recital,” and now I have a new catch-all excuse" End Image Description 10]

[Image description 11: Tweet by user Nancy Yang @/n_yang saying : "[Overheard in the newsroom] Reporter : Good news, I don't have to go to the strip club! #OHnewsroom" End Image Description 11]

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